Remember The LOTR-The Matrix Parodies In May 2003? -__^

Here is one created by a fellow TFN-JediCouncil member during The Matrix Reloaded fever last year:

Every mammal in Middle-earth instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you hobbits do not.

You move to an area and dig, and dig until every hill has been hollowed out! The only way you can survive is to dig in another hill.

There is another organism in Middle-earth that follows this same pattern, do you know what it is?

A gopher.

Hobbits are a disease, a cancer of this world, you're a plague.

And we...are the cure.
--Agent Elrond