Aaaaaaahhh! Finally A New Entry In The Very Secret Diary
It's about Legolas Part 2 and here's the link.
Here's a little snack on it:
Day Eleven:
Bumped into Gandalf who is all sparkly white now. Asked him, "Who do you have to blow to get last bottle of bleach in Middle Earth anyway?" Gandalf said, "The Balrog." So not worth it.
Am rethinking, though. Roots are showing.
Still prettiest although at this rate for how long?
Day Twelve:
Asked Gandalf for Balrog's number. Gandalf said I couldn't call him. I told him not to be jealous and posessive. He said he wasn't, it was just that he killed Balrog last week.
Note to self: never date Gandalf.
Day Fifteen:
Arrived in Edoras. V. upset. Suspect Eowyn may be prettier than me. Most unexpected as always thought shield-maidens were more hefty, pear-shaped types.
Not the prettiest! V. bitter.
Day Nineteen:
Aragorn stood up to Theoden today. Aragorn so butch. Have goosebumps.
Day Twenty:
Poke bonnet absolutely hideous. No longer even remotely pretty. Considering suicide.
Day Twenty-seven:
Exeunt Aragorn, pursued by wolves of Isengard. On con side: Am stuck with ugly necklace. On pro side: No longer have to wear poke bonnet. Am pretty again!
Day Twenty-nine:
Aragorn back. Apparently taking header off cliff not as deadly as one would have thought. Told him to throw me down and shag me senseless, but he just clapped me on the shoulder in a manly fashion and said, "Yeah, it can get a little chapped sometimes but just put some lotion on it."
Aragorn just kind of a wanker, really.
Day Twenty-Nine:
Battle of Helm's Deep so embarassing. If was not bad enough to face thought of death at the hands of smelly Orcs in backwater rural province, have now been saved at zero hour by Haldir showing up with really bad weave.
On plus side, Eowyn stuck in rancid cave. Perhaps will develop cave blight. Then I will be prettiest forever.
Going to print it out later. -__^
Oh! I also read something I missed out last nite when I was reading the timeline for the events happening after the War Of The Rings in ROTK in the feedbacks on the VSD author's Blog:
Sam also went off to the Undying Land to join Frodo after his wife Rosie Cotton die of old age 61 years later (from when Frodo left Middle-Earth).
And I'm wondering why Arwen didn't choose to follow Legolas & Gimli to explore the sea beyond the Middle-Earth after Aragorn died (since the 2 left after Aragorn died). Wait . . it's because widowed woman are usually faithful to their previous husband. -__^
It's about Legolas Part 2 and here's the link.
Here's a little snack on it:
Day Eleven:
Bumped into Gandalf who is all sparkly white now. Asked him, "Who do you have to blow to get last bottle of bleach in Middle Earth anyway?" Gandalf said, "The Balrog." So not worth it.
Am rethinking, though. Roots are showing.
Still prettiest although at this rate for how long?
Day Twelve:
Asked Gandalf for Balrog's number. Gandalf said I couldn't call him. I told him not to be jealous and posessive. He said he wasn't, it was just that he killed Balrog last week.
Note to self: never date Gandalf.
Day Fifteen:
Arrived in Edoras. V. upset. Suspect Eowyn may be prettier than me. Most unexpected as always thought shield-maidens were more hefty, pear-shaped types.
Not the prettiest! V. bitter.
Day Nineteen:
Aragorn stood up to Theoden today. Aragorn so butch. Have goosebumps.
Day Twenty:
Poke bonnet absolutely hideous. No longer even remotely pretty. Considering suicide.
Day Twenty-seven:
Exeunt Aragorn, pursued by wolves of Isengard. On con side: Am stuck with ugly necklace. On pro side: No longer have to wear poke bonnet. Am pretty again!
Day Twenty-nine:
Aragorn back. Apparently taking header off cliff not as deadly as one would have thought. Told him to throw me down and shag me senseless, but he just clapped me on the shoulder in a manly fashion and said, "Yeah, it can get a little chapped sometimes but just put some lotion on it."
Aragorn just kind of a wanker, really.
Day Twenty-Nine:
Battle of Helm's Deep so embarassing. If was not bad enough to face thought of death at the hands of smelly Orcs in backwater rural province, have now been saved at zero hour by Haldir showing up with really bad weave.
On plus side, Eowyn stuck in rancid cave. Perhaps will develop cave blight. Then I will be prettiest forever.
Going to print it out later. -__^
Oh! I also read something I missed out last nite when I was reading the timeline for the events happening after the War Of The Rings in ROTK in the feedbacks on the VSD author's Blog:
Sam also went off to the Undying Land to join Frodo after his wife Rosie Cotton die of old age 61 years later (from when Frodo left Middle-Earth).
And I'm wondering why Arwen didn't choose to follow Legolas & Gimli to explore the sea beyond the Middle-Earth after Aragorn died (since the 2 left after Aragorn died). Wait . . it's because widowed woman are usually faithful to their previous husband. -__^
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